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areyouawizard:

cactuzqueen:

If anybody comes to see me
Tell ‘em they just missed me by a minute
If anybody comes in to our room while we’re asleep
I hope they incinerate everybody in it

omg wat

snorlaxatives:

sometimes in life you’re faced with really tough decisions 

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citgo:

appropriate replies to selfies

  • fuck
  • damn
  • wtf
  • uhhh hmu (my personal favorite)
  • brah
  • ayyyy
  • shawtayyyyy
  • ok
  • usher lyrics

andrewbreitel:

reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

This is my mom and dad on Facebook

I can only feel the shadow of my sadness now
A ten word story
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demosexual:

i did it